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We used to have a big, beautiful, fat and fluffy white cat.

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He was a long haired Japanese bob tail Manx that I let the neighborhood children name when we lived in North Carolina.

They were sweet kids, if not terribly original… hence the name Mr. White.

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Mr, White made the move back to Maine with us and lived a very long (24 years!) and happy life. He’s buried under a tree on our property and thanks to my mother…who loved to brush him and keep his coat silky smooth… parts of him are still with us.

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Yes, I know it’s bizarre… but the coffee table drawer in our living room that holds Lord Dudley Mountcatten’s leash and toys also contains balls of Mr White’s fur rolled into balls by my mother.

It was a running joke that he shed so much fur she could make a pillow with it one day. Or a blanket. Or a hat.

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Clearly she was on to something.

I know I should toss those old fur balls. It’s not like I’m going to knit cat hair socks or a scarf, but for some reason I just can’t bring myself to do it. Weird as it is, they make me smile.

How about you…

What weird thing can’t you bring yourself to throw out?

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I was wondering if this day would ever come.

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It’s finally happened.

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My husband put his Harley up for sale.

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After one last ride that almost made him change his mind.

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He bought the bike in 2009, without me knowing because asking forgiveness is easier than asking permission.

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We already had one motorcycle and certainly didn’t need another….

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But his friend Jim’s brother had died and left the bike to Jim who didn’t ride.

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It’s an ‘87 FXLR that was completely stripped down and rebuilt, powder coated, switched from chain to belt, digital instrumentation, extra chrome… custom all the way.

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To the tune of $27,000. We have the paperwork.

Since the owner was a friend who wanted his late brother’s bike to have a good home, my husband purchased it for a quarter of that price.

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Sounds like a great deal but …

(You knew there would be a but.)

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Just because it’s custom doesn’t mean it’s comfortable, which it isn’t. The back seat is tiny… and my derrière is not. I could ride about a half an hour tops, before screaming uncle. And the late brother was a tall man, my husband is not… so shifting was a bit of an uncomfortable stretch.

It’s also a Harley, which means it breaks down frequently. That’s fine if you’re a gear head tinkerer, expensive as Hell if you’re not.

I’ve been squawking about hubby selling it for almost as long as we’ve had it but last weekend, without any prompting from me…. out it went on the front lawn. Miracles do happen.

Of course his asking price is about $3,500 over what it should be… so whether he’s really serious about letting it go is debatable.

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An unexpected surprise.

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My (not so) retired husband was working a job with our contractor yesterday.

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It consisted of ripping off siding, removing a door, framing over it and putting up new siding.

While the contractor dealt with the door, my spouse removed the siding…

Only to find this buried underneath.

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It was at that exact moment the homeowner came out to check their progress and my husband had to explain, no… he wasn’t the artist.

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Random snippets

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I fear I may have tripped a disturbing algorithm by clicking on those pole dancing mice a while back.

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Now I’ve got a squirrel working the room for tips .

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Be still my heart.

I don’t have all the ingredients yet so if you beat me to it, let me know how they turn out.

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Required momma woodchuck photo.

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This decanter is wrong in so many ways I don’t know where to start…

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Pickle soup? Equally as wrong…

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News you can’t use

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If it’s Monday, it’s time for useless news.

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There’s a question I rarely ask myself.

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Now I’m twice as glad I don’t eat tofu.

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Poor beetle. When I wear my reading glasses I’ve been mistaken for a schoolteacher, … but poo? That’s got to hurt.

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Finally, a church worth attending.

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To heck with the Eucharist, ‘shrooms will help you meet Jesus quicker than stale crackers and boxed wine.

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I’ve got an idea… stop pooping in it.

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Sure. That’s an application totally worthy of crashing our electric grid.

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