Stupid products….
Keeping the American economy strong for decades.

The Crunch Cup. So you can drink your morning cereal…

Most important meal of the day? Maybe.
But you should know my husband’s cardiologist (the top rated man at the largest and best hospital in our state) said breakfast cereal is a top contributor to obesity and diabetes in this country. He won’t even allow it in his house.
So no cereal sippy cups for us.

Toaster bags.

Now I don’t know about you, but the day I’m too lazy to butter my bread?
I’ll just hang it up for good and take to my bed with a case of Patron.

No, this is not an iPhone ball delivery system for playing catch with Fido.

Pooch Selfies.
Kill me now.

Okay…. I can almost see the attraction here.

And while this may look a little odd?

The Guzzle Buddy has my name written all over it.
But this?

This is a bridge too far.

No.
Just… no.

I don’t know about you?
But a hydrated ass is the least of my worries right now.


























































































