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News you can’t use.

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I live for useless.

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Sadly I don’t pay extra for Apple News, so if you need to know why Fido’s poop is pointing north? You’re on your own. My algorithms already hate me, I don’t need more excrement suggestions.

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Of course she did.

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If one of them is a nice leather hobo with exterior pockets, watch out. I may be scouting you for future harvest.

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I’m not sure I want to know what Lord Dudley Mountcatten is thinking. I have enough trouble sleeping already…

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I have never felt the urge to loose my bowels upon bookstore entry..

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The bathroom is the one and only place I don’t read… so I don’t actually get it.

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News you can’t use.

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Because the world is filled with useless things.

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If that’s the case, I’m guessing he’s doing it wrong.

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No, it’s not nails or ears.

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If my gut bacteria is going to outlive me…. why am I so concerned with pre and pro biotics now?

And speaking of dead bodies.

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Damn, and here I have a hard time getting the husband to mow around my flower beds.

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I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure. But I’m also not clicking on that story.

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And you thought you were having a bad day.

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Ever have one of those days?

You know the ones…. where everything goes wrong and you simply should have stayed in bed.

Next time you’re experiencing a day like that? Think of this poor family in Minnesota and be glad you’re not literally being shit on.

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Now that’s a bad day.

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I have one word.

Eeww.

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Someone needs to look into it.

We’ve all had the occasional pigeon let one fly on our windshields, but a fly by airplane pooping?

No one needs that.

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Random nonsense and something for Mark…

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Because there’s never a lack of ridiculous things to talk about.

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Do I need to color rainbow animal poop? I do not, but speaking of pooping animals…

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The required new Lord Dudley Mountcatten shot.

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Another item has been added to the husband’s man cave display of torture implements old tools. A hobbler as seen on the upper left. He says it’s for cows, I’m wondering if it will fit in my purse so I can use it on him the next time we go antique shopping.

And lastly, something for Mark…who has a thing for flamingoes and likes to decorate for Halloween.

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I’m always thinking of you buddy.

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When three times the fun is not more fun.

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Every time I see a ridiculous advertisement for poop themed merchandise I think… this can’t be real.

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Then I do a little research and realize how feces obsessed this nation has become.

( Is it me or does that turd look like an extremely excited brown gherkin?)

And if the original singular flying excrement wasn’t bad enough….

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Now there are three.

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One of which is looking quite smug.

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“Because there’s nothing funnier than poop!”

I beg to differ.

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And the poop keeps coming.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with poop these days?

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How bad do you have to be to find one of those in your Christmas stocking?

Yes, the classic emoji has its uses …

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But does it need to be flung in a mini slingshot? No. Even with the added incentive of 3 free flying feces.

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Thanks for clearing up the fake versus real controversy. Those outstretched arms and googly eyes might have come from Uncle Harold’s commode. He always was an odd duck.

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I’m going to go out on a limb and say English is not the ad copy writer’s first language. But hey… poop is universal.

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Let’s talk about poop.

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Because these days it’s everywhere.

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I can’t honestly say I’ve ever thought about repurposing my poop.. but clearly I’m missing out on some opportunities .

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This is… pardon the pun… a little hard to swallow.

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No worries, I’m not going to run out and buy this book and share excerpts. Even I have limits.

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Poop fuel. The ultimate in recycling. And with the cost of heating oil today? Not a bad idea.

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Brilliant. The name and the idea. And if you smear the walls of your house with urine and feces? I can almost guarantee it’s going to deflect the Mormons and those pesky political survey takers who are always knocking on your door.

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Fuzz … part 4.

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Have you ever seriously thought about dung? I can’t say I have, but clearly someone is taking note.

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Counting poop pellets? Well, everyone needs a hobby.

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I only have one word for that revelation….

Wow.

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While this graphic of weaponized coconuts is disturbing, one has to wonder why the cartoon father has grabbed mom, stolen junior’s lollipop and left junior to fend for himself.

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I know age has widened my circumference. I feel ya tree.

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Frass. A great word, but as any serious Scrabble player knows…. not worth wasting two S’s. I shall instead whip kerf out on my unsuspecting husband this weekend. K and F? Now you’re talking.

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Bombarded by poo.

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In the continuing saga of my immersion into the myriad world of excrement, my television has now jumped on board.

Geesh… you review one book, write a few posts about the digestive tract and suddenly your world is filled with doo doo.

Poo on my FB reader.

Poo on my news feed.

Now?

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My DVR recorded the latest episode of Nova and of course, it’s all about poo.

Thankfully there was a segment of the program devoted to my beloved wombat and his delightfully cubed shaped dung so it wasn’t a total loss.

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I mean really, what’s cuter than that?

But cuddly wombat aside, it does make me wonder where the next batch of excrement will pop up in my life.

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I certainly hope not. But at this point it wouldn’t surprise me..

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