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News you can’t use.

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Like news you can use, but worse.

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I’m afraid to ask which organ is electric.

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That doctor can bite me.

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Not dying at 45 is isn’t a valid reason to be happy about menopause. It’s not even close.

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Wow. Talk about unnecessary surgery.

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Admit it, you all have that one child you wish you could give back and try again.

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I don’t know what that is.

And I don’t want to know either…

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Animals are evolving into crabs? I missed this headline and will be keeping a closer eye on our cat from now on.

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Freaky?

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For a Kardashian, it’s just another Monday. .

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Stop the world.

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Really, can we stop it … because I think I want to get off.

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AI creeps me out.

Robots? Even more so… and after watching this? I’m going to have nightmares about both.

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For less than the price of most new cars you can have an extremely bendy robot of your very own.

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Just know that if you do buy one, I won’t be accepting your dinner invitation.

Ever.

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Not no. But Hell no…

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Have you seen the advertisement for Amazon’s latest toy?

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I don’t know about you, but if my home has gone unmonitored until now, I say leave well enough alone.

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Do I need a robot following me from room to room?

Of course not. That’s what cats are for.

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Is it me.. or does the blink make this robot look like a demented duck with an open beak ?

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A periscope? That might come in handy if my husband is trying to sneak another piece of crap into the house… but still, no.

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Nope.

Lord Dudley Mountcatten would not enjoy that at all.

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News you can’t use… the science edition.

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Bill Nye has nothing on me.

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Sure, a space wall to block the sun. It worked well for Hadrian.

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Now there’s a story to keep you up at night.

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Trump. Global plague. High heel Crocs. An alternate timeline makes perfect sense!

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Bionic robo-fish. Wonder what kind of bait you need to catch those?

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Terminator.

I, Robot.

Ex Machina.

Have these technies learned nothing from Hollywood!

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I bet you didn’t know….

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Flying fish and Coo Coo is the national dish of Barbados.

 

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But I did, because….

 

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Did you know….

When CBS broadcast the first ever color television show they were the only ones who actually owned a color television?

 

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Did you know…

The Egyptian hieroglyph for one hundred thousand is a tadpole?

Kind of makes you wonder what they were counting…

 

 

Did you know…

A snallygaster is a mythical dragon like beast that supposedly haunts rural Maryland?

And all this time I thought it was just David Hasslehoff.

 

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Did you know…

Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables?

Like kale.

That shit is everywhere.

 

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Did you know…

Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew named Cuitlahac?

Roughly translated Cuitlahac means “plenty of excrement”.

Clearly Monty’s sister had a sense of humor.

 

 

Did you know…

In Japan, robots pay union dues.

Which answers the age old age question…

Who killed Jimmy Hoffa?