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I believe I literally laughed out loud when I thought about using this first product after a Maine snow storm.
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Please. This was clearly invented by someone who’s never crossed the Mason Dixon line.
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Good grief. I read an article a while back that said men found women who wear ball caps with their pony tail hanging out the back were sexy…but is this a thing now?
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Is it a wheelbarrow? A dolly? Or someone’s kitchen sink…
I’m confused.
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Shopping trips with girlfriends are always fun. We shop, we laugh, we drink, we shop, we laugh, we post pictures of stupid things we see on social media.
Like this sign I saw at the Salvation Army thrift store.
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Um…. it’s a thrift store.
Isn’t everything unwanted?
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Pinkfang. Because nothing says Easter like a row of razor sharp shark teeth.
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This. In case your toilet bowl needs to see a little more action.
Moving on, I saw the next horror at T.J.Max.
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Giant wicker pineapples. (There’s a woman walking by on the top left for scale.) And if the mere existence of these things isn’t stupid enough?
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Because you know someone, somewhere had to do it for there be a prohibitive sign.
🤣
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In my continuing attempt to bring you all the weirdest products and gift ideas on the planet … may I introduce the raindrop cake?
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Imagine serving that at your next dinner party.
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My mind is apparently a very dark place, because when I first saw this picture? I didn’t think mountain climbing.
Nope. Not even close.
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I’ll say this just once. If you’re buying me a birthday gift? A Christmas gift? Or worse yet a wedding anniversary gift? It had better not be a box of vegetables.
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And if you do, this product might be coming your way shortly after.
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I live in Maine, Land of Lobster. We catch it, we eat it, we export it, we celebrate it with festivals. Hell, we’ve built an entire tourist industry around it.
The one thing we don’t do with it? Relieve menstrual cramps.
Yet someone, somewhere thought they should.
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Meet the Menstruation Crustacean.
Jesus wept.
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Lobsters are a lot of things…. long lived, bottom dwelling, quick swimming, and delicious in drawn butter.
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But cuddly?
Cuddly doesn’t make the top ten.
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Yes, this lobster abomination can hold tampons in its claws.
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Something I have to admit I’ve never seen ours do.
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You may not need them, but after seeing this post…. I think we both know you’re going to want them.
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Hats.
For your bananas.
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Admit it. You’ve always wanted to slice a Viking into your morning cereal.
Am I ripe?
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten?
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Love him.
Puking kitty gravy bowl?
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Definitely don’t love it.
Or want it, but thanks for asking.
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Clearly their idea of a sophisticated party and mine differ somewhat.
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And calling this monstrosity a work of art is stretching it.
Just.. no.
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I’m going to go out on a limb here…
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And say my house is absolutely complete without one.
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“Raccoon likes to wash and flowers”?
Okaaay….
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Quick!
Get yours taday.
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If someone could explain the recent internet obsession with poo, I’d be obliged.
It’s everywhere I look these days and each product seems to get progressively worse. Case in point?
Sherbet the Shitting Flamingo.
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Whaaaat?
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This begs the question… what happens if Sherbet doesn’t make it to the toilet on time?
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Look how gleefully this child feeds the bird. You can almost feel her excitement at the result….
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Gone. In a see through commode.
I’m sure it will be a best seller.
Sigh.
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What is it with poop these days? It seems to be everywhere…
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A song book devoted to poo?
I’ll pass.
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Prank poo?
Again, pass.
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I suppose this might come in handy identifying the various piles in our backyard, but as a night’s entertainment?
I’m still going to pass.
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2022 may be a brand new year, but there are still plenty of leftover stupid products to choose from.
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Why not just wear your husband’s jock strap and call it good?
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The banana bed is trending everywhere?
Lord Dudley Mountcatten disagrees… and would never be caught dead in one.
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So I’ve been wasting time and money taking acupuncture treatments twice a week when all I should be doing is walking on rocks? Why didn’t anyone tell me!
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Because the spork is so passé.
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Okay, you got me.
The Nachosaurus is simply delightful.
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