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The question – How do you get your new adopted kitty to relax?
The answer – Weed. Or as close to chronic as our 4 legged furry friends can get.
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Five days in – the recent addition to the family had been slowly acclimating to our house and routines… but he was still running under the bed or behind the couch every time we made noise.
Enter the catnip pouch.
I should have thought of this sooner… because now?
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We have one very chill feline.
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Here’s another selection of must have products… this time with a twist.
These are all things guaranteed to reduce your stress level.
Sorry, but having a nail polish cocktail ring is only going to increase my stress.
The first time my nose itches? That Moonlight Madness Maroon will be Jackson Pollock-ing the living room wall.
Really?
I’ve got news for you, if I’m going to recline in a hammock it better be large enough for my whole body….. and a pitcher of margaritas.
I don’t know about you, but if I’m stressed?
The last thing I’m worrying about is mopping up that martini I spilled on the floor.
Yeah.
Because a disembodied hand is soooo relaxing.
Different day…
Different beverage….
Same deer paying absolutely no attention to us when we mow the lawn.
*Rest assured no alcoholic beverages were consumed while operating heavy machinery.
Or light machinery.
Or, Hell…. even the stove now that we bought a new grill.*
Life is good.
I know this has been a “thing” for a while…
But I’m just getting around to mocking it.
Apologies for the tardiness, but there’s just too much crazy out there for a girl to keep up.
A.S.M.R.
Autonomous sensory meridian response.
A.S.M.R.
Because just when I think I’ve seen everything….
Thousands of people step up to prove me wrong.
River's world..... 