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Grab your geek cap and meet me on Dagobah.
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(Yes, I see the misspelling. It hurts my brain but I’m playing anyway. )
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Well, if I only had one…. I could do worse.
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Lying to Obi Wan would be fruitless. He’d know you were full of crap before you even opened your mouth.
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That might be a bridge too far.
And now….
A little Star Wars humor, just because I can.
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Star Wars and Game of Thrones?
Be still my heart.
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Maybe getting old won’t be so bad after all…
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The drought is still turning our lawn into sandpaper and killing every living thing I’ve planted… so right now? I’m liking these.
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Though I’ll have to switch ‘something green’ to ‘something brown’. I’ve got plenty of those.
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A duck popping spaceship? I like! Sign me up.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten? I always like him… though the man cave leather club chairs didn’t like his claws.. at all.
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Oh yes, that’s a tee shirt I definitely like.
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Keith.
If you don’t like him now, no worries. He’ll wait until you do.
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Because you can’t think of a good enough excuse not to.
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I’ll start and you guess.
1- I am the danger.
2- Valar Morghulis.
3- We were on a break.
4. – I like my money right where I can see it… hanging in my closet
5. – Let’s be careful out there.
6. – Buy land, cause God ain’t making any more of it.
Your turn.
Guess… then give me one of your own.
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Because you’re never too old for games.
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After the past two years of crazed pandemic shopping and empty store shelves? There’s only one answer for me…
Toilet paper!
Lock your doors and windows….
I’m coming for your Charmin.
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So what are you stealing?
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It will be fun.
I promise.
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The minute I saw him, I knew.
It had to be Jovan Musk for men.
Blech! I can still smell it.
So how about it?
What cologne do you think Mr. Stud Muffin is wearing….
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Admit it. You have nothing better to do right now…
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Seeing that our yard/property is covered in flowers instead of vegetables and the pear tree, apple trees, and blueberry bushes aren’t ready to harvest yet ….
I’m going to have to go with woodchuck.
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Kidding!
( But with all the fruit I feed them, they’d probably be sweet. )
So what’s on your dinner table tonight?
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This first news flash is for my male readers.
Hang on men, help is on the way.
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It’s funny, but the first place my mind went with this was wondering if it’s run by the good people at Butterball who provide us with the how to cook a turkey hotline at Thanksgiving. If so, I hope the operators don’t confuse the two. Asking the masturbation experts what to do with the giblets could positively ruin the holiday.
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I must be seriously out of touch with what’s new and trending because naked pickle ball never crossed my mind when planning fun summer activities this year.
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Because deep down you want to.
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First, a few obvious ones –
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
You had me at hello.
Here’s looking at you kid.
Jaws, The Godfather, Jerry Maguire and Casablanca respectively.
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Everyone knows those, but can you guess these?
Put some Windex on it.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Are you not entertained?
Take a guess and then comment one of your own.
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I’ll go first..
Slept in my Pink Floyd T-shirt and woke up Comfortably Numb.
*It’s happened, I can’t lie.*
Slept in my Neil Young T-shirt and woke up on Sugar Mountain.
*I once slept alongside a box of Dunkin Donuts, so that’s close enough.*
Slept in my Rolling Stones T-shirt and woke up with my 19th Nervous Breakdown.
*Not yet, but there’s still time.*
Slept in my Grateful Dead T-shirt and woke up with Uncle John’s Band.
*No comment!*
( Extra points if you actually own the T-shirts as I do. )
So what did you wake up with?
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Hmmm…
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How’d I do?
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten.
❤️
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