Tag Archives: nature

Random nonsense.

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Because nonsense is everywhere I look.

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I have no desire to cuddle fake bread, but if that was real? Pass the butter baby!

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Fox and chucks are still munching happily together. Guess this is what happens when you lay out an ample backyard buffet.

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I’ve been getting hundreds of junk emails lately. Somehow, someone got my address and has been flooding me with spam. ‘Stuck poop’ is an interesting enough subject line but the fact that the word ‘solder’ is in the sender’s address?

Priceless.

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This is what’s left of the pretty yellow deer proof flower I planted out back. The deer may not like it, but clearly the woodchucks did .

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Ditto that for coneflower leaves.

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I had to dig up the phlox, lupine and mallow due to voracious woodchuck appetites….

So now they’re all crowding my deck table in pots.

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The neighbor I was cat sitting for returned from vacation and brought me a thank you gift from the Wisconsin Dells.

A bag of local beer! She knows I like sours and brought me a variety to try. Some of them are wonderfully bizarre. The lime green can? A pastry sour with peach, basil, graham cracker and vanilla.

Cheers!

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News you can’t use.

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The fact that you can’t use it is what makes it worth reading.

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I think canine love is in direct proportion to the biscuit level of a Milkbone box.

Full box? Adoration

Box almost empty? Derision.

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Is it? This almost makes me afraid to open the pantry door.

(In case you’re wondering? It’s coffee. )

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Of course it was, it’s Florida.

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And let’s face it, that beats Ron DeSantis any day of the week and twice on Sunday’s.

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To be honest, I’d prefer to talk with the donkey.

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Busted!

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A few weeks ago I bought a lovely dragon wing begonia for the Barn Mahal/man cave porch.

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Thankfully the woodchucks don’t care for begonias and have left it unscathed.

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Until yesterday when I sat down to read and noticed the evidence.

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Muddy footprints.

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All over the table.

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They don’t like begonias and didn’t nibble, but clearly it wasn’t for lack of trying….

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Peonies be popping.

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If there’s anyone who puts on a better show in a garden than a peony, I haven’t yet met them.

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For a pure burst of color they’re hard to beat.

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I have a few small plants in the front of the house, but it’s this old backyard beauty that was here when we moved in 20 years ago that makes the biggest statement.

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Peonies can be fussy and hard to establish.

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But if you manage it, they’re carefree beauty that will be enjoyed for decades.

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Bug off!

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I’m fascinated by insects.

My father used to swear he found a new one in the garden every year and I wouldn’t be surprised if that were true. They’re prolific little beasts.

Or in this case, not so little.

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I have yet to see one of these jewels, but rest assured I’ll be looking.

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This is one seriously impressive bug.

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What’s not to love?

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Okay, so I may have to hold my nose. It’s a small price to pay…

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