Tag Archives: squirrels

Silly snippets.

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Just a few things that made me chuckle.

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Dan…

I think you need to invest in one of these.

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Vegetarian Vampires?

If you don’t think that’s odd enough, check out their 4 legged rooster pets.

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I never doubted this.

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This is news?

Heck, I think we’ve all kissed a pig or two in our dating days.

And speaking of pigs…

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I’ve never really thought about a vacation in the Bahamas, but if you can swim with wild pigs…. Why not?

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Blossoms, sadness and splooting.

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Let’s start with my candy cane dianthus.

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It may not taste like peppermint, but it always puts on a show.

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My lovely line of what once were bushy, thick and healthy marigolds has been nibbled to shreds. Don’t listen to gardeners who tell you nothing will eat them. The woodchucks are dining al fresco as we speak.

I realize I haven’t done an update on my husband’s sister lately. There’s never anything good to report, but life goes on.

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Here’s a sad picture… my husband cutting up the food his sister won’t eat at the nursing home. Hard to believe she’s the younger sibling of the two. There’s no good news here, she’s terminal and hanging on even though she doesn’t want to. Her breathing is labored and painful and yet she tries to bum cigarettes from nurses and other patients. We visit once or twice a week and try to be cheerful but making conversation with someone who’s every other sentence is about wanting to die is heartbreaking. It’s such a sad situation and at this point, though I hate to admit it… her passing will almost be a blessing.

On a happier note I bring you squirrel splooting.

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Yes, that’s what it’s called when squirrels lay flat on their bellies to cool off.

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In other news our local pub has a bartender who experiments with alcohol infusions. I’m happy to say the strawberry mint rum was a winner and makes a fabulous mojito.

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I should know, I had three… alongside some wonderful warm pretzel bites with beer cheese.

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Random backyard nature and some soup.

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Now that the apple tree (I didn’t plant but grows better than those I do) is spreading it’s branches we have more squirrels coming to visit our feeders.

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We have a wide open backyard and they prefer tree cover for safety. Like this hefty momma hanging out on the garden bed border.

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What a chonk!

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This my friend, is the perfect bowl of chowder. Found at the Freeport Cafe, an unassuming little place on Route 1.

Thick, rich, creamy and loaded with clammy goodness. It doesn’t get much better than that.

Driving along Maine’s back roads you never have to wonder where the rednecks live.

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They tend to leave their calling card.

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Smaller than the pileated, but still pretty.

He’s called the Red Bellied Woodpecker. Though I never have figured out why.

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A little training might be in order.

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During a recent walk with the husband, Lord Dudley Mountcatten spotted my arch enemy.

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Brazen as could be, Momma Red wasn’t disturbed by his presence and stayed in the feeder happily munching seed.

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His Highness stalked and crept closer.

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But she knew he was inexperienced and bided her time.

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Until he was literally right underneath her and she dove over him to reach the safety of the woodshed… where she sat on a high log and chattered at him.

The bitch was laughing, I know it.

Needless to say I was extremely disappointed with His Lordship’s technique …. and purchased a training tool forthwith.

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Okay, technically it’s a flying squirrel. But the size and color are close enough to stand in for that furry red demon for some close quarter combat drills.

Training begins tomorrow.

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Christmas things you probably don’t need.

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But if you do need them? You know who to thank…

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I don’t need this dangling from my tree, but if you do? I’ll try not to judge.

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I love me some chickens, but Santa rooster bowling shirt? Pass.

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Though I admit this one does makes a statement.

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Is this a thing? Have I missed yet another trend….

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Saw this in Wal Mart but did not make the mistake of pressing the button.

Nope. Not me.

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Squirrelly

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Our bird bath has been a Godsend to wild creatures this dry, drought ridden summer. Birds bathe and numerous animals drink… like this thirsty little fellow.

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Now that the random apple tree has matured we’re seeing a lot more squirrels.

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The bath is simply a jump away.

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And perfect on hot days.

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As is splooting in the shade.

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She’s such a tease.

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When walking his highness the other day, the little devil dashed right under the cedar tree.

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He’s in there, on the left with his leash twisted around the trunk. The reason for his mad dash?

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Her. That pesky momma red squirrel, chattering loudly, scrambling up and down and driving poor Dudley nuts.

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The walk was forgotten and we spent his entire allotted outdoor time staring straight up.

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She’s such a tease.

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Splooting.

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Remember the picture I posted 10 days ago?

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My nemesis, momma red squirrel… doing what I assumed was chilling on the grass near our kitchen landing?

As it turns out, she wasn’t chilling.

She was splooting.

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While I’ve always believed I have a well rounded vocabulary, splooting has been noticeably absent.

Until now.

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The fur on their bellies is thinner than the rest of their body so in essence, they’re performing a heat dump.

Splooting.

There’s nothing like the satisfaction of learning a new ludicrous word.

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