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Four things I don’t need and one I definitely do.

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There really are some stupid things available for sale these days…. and when I run across them?

I feel it’s my duty to share.

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Speaking as a woman of a certain age who underwent a full abdominal hysterectomy?

I do not feel the need to brightly color my dearly departed uterus today… and I’m guessing I’ll feel the same way tomorrow.

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No, I don’t feel the need to brightly color Jason Momoa and his strategically placed bubbles either.

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What the …

What?

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Now this product ticks me off. It’s a blatant attempt by advertisers to talk you into something you absolutely don’t need.

Start with a shower. Use soap.

Enough said.

Lastly, here’s a product I do need.

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When it was time to polish the silver again, I searched in vain for my tub of old fashioned cream. Not finding it, I rummaged around the cabinet and found these stuck in the back. I don’t remember buying them, but I can guarantee you I will buy them again. .

So quick, so easy.

Granted you use one wipe for each piece of silver but I don’t care. Wipe, rinse, dry and done. No elbow grease required and I was done in half an hour vice three.

I call that a win!

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Weird things Amazon thinks I should buy.

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I always get a kick out of these computer generated suggestions and wonder what the hell I’ve done to deserve them.

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Do I need to push a snail shell when I want soap?

I do not.

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Why are they still making these things? And does anyone still buy them…

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Again with the pickles.

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Okay, those could actually come in handy.

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Clearly their idea of magic mushrooms and mine differ considerably.

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Does anyone really need a pen that farts?

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Stupid products are everywhere. And while I often wonder who buys these ridiculous things, someone must because I keep seeing them.

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Oh, you thought I was kidding about the farting pen?

Sorry to say, I wasn’t.

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Do women actually want to have mermaid tails?

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A girlfriend made me read Fifty Shades of Grey, it was so bad… I couldn’t.

I’m sure this version is better.

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Okay, no one needs this.

Ever.

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I’m sorry, but why is this necessary?

I don’t drink wine in the bathroom, but if I did I’d just put it on the sink… next to my toothbrush like a normal alcoholic.

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They’ve got me here.

That might actually come in hand-y.

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Crayon porn?

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Crayons and coloring books. The quintessential accessories of an innocent childhood.

Or not.

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I ask you, does anyone really need Penis Pump Periwinkle?

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This has got to be one of the weirdest things I’ve seen in a while… and I just posted about the Poop Strap.

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Everything is a dildo? I beg to differ….

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Anal Bleach Apricot?

I never colored my fruit trees with that when I was young.

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Things I don’t need.

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I’m blaming the high tech toaster I received for Christmas on the first two ridiculous products that showed up on my feed.

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A smiling toast lamp? Jesus wept…

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And if I don’t want toast lighting my way to the bathroom, I certainly don’t need toast warming my hands either.

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Stickers on my eyelids? Just… no.

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Let me guess… when the water level is at half, I’ve drunk half the water? Brilliant. I never would have figured that out on my own.

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Christmas things you probably don’t need.

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But if you do need them? You know who to thank…

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I don’t need this dangling from my tree, but if you do? I’ll try not to judge.

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I love me some chickens, but Santa rooster bowling shirt? Pass.

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Though I admit this one does makes a statement.

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Is this a thing? Have I missed yet another trend….

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Saw this in Wal Mart but did not make the mistake of pressing the button.

Nope. Not me.

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Things you probably don’t need.

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Heck, you’ll never need these things…. who am I kidding.

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This is such a stupid useless item, the only thing they could think to put on it is plastic Easter eggs.

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Even the cat is unpleased by this idea.

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Huh?

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I’m glad they showed someone demonstrating this ridiculous product. The fact that’s she’s feeding brass geese adds to the authenticity.

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And just in case you need a larger pot, because sometimes size matters…

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When three times the fun is not more fun.

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Every time I see a ridiculous advertisement for poop themed merchandise I think… this can’t be real.

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Then I do a little research and realize how feces obsessed this nation has become.

( Is it me or does that turd look like an extremely excited brown gherkin?)

And if the original singular flying excrement wasn’t bad enough….

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Now there are three.

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One of which is looking quite smug.

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“Because there’s nothing funnier than poop!”

I beg to differ.

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Etsy picks.

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Every once in a while I cruise Etsy because they have some wonderfully creative things. Some are useful….

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(Though a few decades late for me.)

Some are… not.

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Personally I don’t feel the need for a human dog bed…

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But if you do? Know that I am rolling my eyes at the thought of you sitting in that giant floor pillow… and so is your dog.

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This was kind of cute until I read what it was for.

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Dermatillomania is an obsessive skin picking disorder, and judging from the bestseller status of this product… it’s more common that I thought.

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This.

For when you really want to feel like you’re sitting on the throne.

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