Because my husband will always find someone to talk to… even if they aren’t there.

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We’d been given a gift card for the Broad Arrow Tavern which is located inside the Harraseeket Inn in Freeport.

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We’ve been many times before, some with good results, some with bad. It’s a lovely old place…

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But on this day, shortly after new corporate owners had taken over operations… we found it lacking.

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One admittedly decent cranberry margarita in, the husband decided the new menu was too small and contained nothing to satisfy his appetite so we headed down the road.

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To the oh so pricey but usually delightful Tuscan Bistro…. where we always sit at the bar because the husband likes to chat with someone other than me.

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I started with the strawberry sangria…

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And a few tasty crab cakes.

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Husband opted for Allagash White and savory meatballs.

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Passion fruit lemon drop martini was up next… which was when I noticed a strange bottle behind the bar.

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Dough ball? You know I had to ask.

The bartender said it was a cookie dough flavored whisky which sounded horrible, and after a sniff of the bottle I discovered it was just that. At this point the man sitting next to me said, “I used to be a dough ball in high school, maybe I should try it.” I laughed and as often happens at watering holes… we spent the next hour talking to him and his girlfriend. They were a lovely couple and I enjoyed the casual chatter while we ate.

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A grilled chicken risotto with asparagus for me, which looked good but wasn’t.

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And a glazed salmon with fingerling potatoes and garlic green beans for the husband, which didn’t look good but was.

I wasn’t going to order dessert… but it was shortly after we finished our meals that our new bar buddies noticed hubby’s USMC hat and the conversation turned to the military.

It was then I knew all was lost.

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I ate my Tiramisu by myself as the man sitting next to me discovered his father (who lives in Florida) had served in the same place at the same time as my husband. While my guy was Force Recon in Quang Tri and Dong Ha, his father was a 46 pilot ferrying Marines in and out of the area. This lead to a rather long telephone call between the two Vietnam vets…. with me twiddling my thumbs at the bar alone after the couple moved on to greener pastures. It also found me silently cursing the Marine Corps hat that in one way or another always leads to this scenario.

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Random nonsense.

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Because nonsense is everywhere I look.

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I have no desire to cuddle fake bread, but if that was real? Pass the butter baby!

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Fox and chucks are still munching happily together. Guess this is what happens when you lay out an ample backyard buffet.

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I’ve been getting hundreds of junk emails lately. Somehow, someone got my address and has been flooding me with spam. ‘Stuck poop’ is an interesting enough subject line but the fact that the word ‘solder’ is in the sender’s address?

Priceless.

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This is what’s left of the pretty yellow deer proof flower I planted out back. The deer may not like it, but clearly the woodchucks did .

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Ditto that for coneflower leaves.

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I had to dig up the phlox, lupine and mallow due to voracious woodchuck appetites….

So now they’re all crowding my deck table in pots.

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The neighbor I was cat sitting for returned from vacation and brought me a thank you gift from the Wisconsin Dells.

A bag of local beer! She knows I like sours and brought me a variety to try. Some of them are wonderfully bizarre. The lime green can? A pastry sour with peach, basil, graham cracker and vanilla.

Cheers!

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What passes for television these days.

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I’m not a huge television person. I don’t turn it on the minute I walk into a room for background noise and I don’t aimlessly channel surf. To my mind, the DVR ranks right up there with sliced bread as inventions that changed the world. Utilizing this technology, I can avoid the husband’s endless western viewing and binge watch my chosen series at a time and place of my choosing.

That being said, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that I’m completely clueless to a lot of what’s trending and passes for quality television these days.

The following is an example of why we should all chuck our tvs out the window before our brains rot and start leaking out our ears.

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For the love of God, what?

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You can’t make this stuff up.

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Do I need to see this program? No.

But the real question is…. does anyone?

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Kiss my grass…

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Now that the driveway replacement is complete, it’s time to battle the ditch from Hell.

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This feature has been the bane of my husband’s existence ever since we moved to this house 21 years ago.

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It runs the full length of our property on both sides of the driveway and was dug (illegally as it turns out) by the previous owner.

Our neighbors on the left don’t have a ditch.

Our neighbors on the right don’t have a ditch.

The farm across the street doesn’t have a ditch… but we have a ditch that over the years has been caving in, filling up with gravel and broken road tar and becoming a nightmare to mow, weed whack and kept clean.

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My husband had the grass growing all the way to the road until the town in their infinite wisdom decided to scrape the sides down to gravel last year.

This increased the caving in by making it more unstable to snow plows and mail trucks that ride on top.

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Needless to say we’d had enough of maintaining said ditch and asked the driveway company what it would cost to lay perforated pipe the entire length and cover it with dirt we could seed and mow a flat lawn all the way to the road.

We were told nothing could be done until we had a signed permit. So we went to the town… who told us to go to Maine public works.

So we went to Maine public works… who told us to go the state DOT.

So we went to the state DOT… who told us to go to the town.

After a week and a half of this insanity I wanted to repeatedly stab myself with a fork… but my husband figured marching up to the capitol and finding the head man would be more productive. So that’s what he did. He found the guy who’s in charge of every single road in the state. He explained the situation and arranged for this overworked fellow to visit our property in order to give permission for us to fill in our ditch.

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Head guy came, head guy looked, head guy listened, and said he had to talk to legal.

A week later head guy called with a denial.

To which we wanted to say…

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The lame excuse he gave was this…. if he granted permission for us to fill in the ditch, who’s to say the next owner wouldn’t want up dig it out again.

What the …. what?

Who cares!

To pacify my irate husband, he agreed to visit us again with a proposal that the state could come and dig out the ditch, build up the sides and make it more stable… at their cost. Which sounds good in theory but in reality would just put us back to where we were 21 years ago with a steeper ditch that’s harder to keep clean. And I hate to say it, but we aren’t getting any younger.

Head guy is coming back next week.

I’ll keep you posted.

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News you can’t use.

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The fact that you can’t use it is what makes it worth reading.

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I think canine love is in direct proportion to the biscuit level of a Milkbone box.

Full box? Adoration

Box almost empty? Derision.

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Is it? This almost makes me afraid to open the pantry door.

(In case you’re wondering? It’s coffee. )

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Of course it was, it’s Florida.

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And let’s face it, that beats Ron DeSantis any day of the week and twice on Sunday’s.

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To be honest, I’d prefer to talk with the donkey.

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Cat sitting.

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I’ve been cat sitting for our neighbors this week.

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They live one door over and down behind us near the river. They’re also the neighbors who had their driveway redone the same time we did. It’s an absolute joy to ride down there now.

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Pia greets me at the door upon arrival. She never used to, but has come realize I am the bringer of food when mom is away… so I am tolerated now.

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And even allowed to pet her on occasion.

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As long as the food bowls remain full that is.

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Pink a Boo indeed.

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As in boo…

I was not impressed.

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I saw these weirdos in the fruit department of our local grocery and knew I had to try them.

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Called pineberries, they’re really just a pale pink variant of strawberry but I figured they’d look nice on the fruit platter I make every weekend for healthy munching in the man cave.

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Sorry to say I detected no hints of pineapple, pear or apricot.

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They’re basically a harder anemic strawberry. So while they did add an interesting aesthetic… I doubt I’ll be buying them again.

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