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Really?

August 1, 2019 Rivergirl 31 Comments

Have you ever been out shopping and stumble on a product that makes you go….

I did that the other day when I turned the corner and saw this:

Catchy name.

And I admit… it made me look.

Then?

It made me sorry I looked.

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Really?

Let’s break this down.

#1. King of the Throne? Please.

This is the only king who will ever be on our throne.

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#2. Tear, unfold and wipe, DUDE.

There are only two people who can get away with saying those words.

#3. *ALSO SWEET FOR FACE, HANDS, PITS & DUDE REGIONS

Dude regions? I don’t want to explore that statement further.

Truly.

I don’t….

#4. Ingredients include flower extract and citric acid.

Considering the purpose of the product… and the location of it’s use? I’m hoping there’s more of the flower and less of the acid.

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Things you really don’t need.

April 29, 2019 Rivergirl 39 Comments

You…

Or anyone else for that matter.

I’m guessing the Kardashian’s have closets full of those…

But probably not these.

Pokemon friendly leather.

That means plastic… right?

This next item said you’d be the envy of all your friends if you had one.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say if you own an enamel pin collection?

You probably don’t have many friends to begin with.

Do I need to wake up pouting?

Probably not.

I also don’t want to walk around smelling like birthday cake all day.

Christ…

I have a hard enough time avoiding cake as it is.

Now this I could get behind….

But only if I didn’t tell my friend the purpose, and randomly make her lamp go on and off long distance.

*Cue evil laugh*

I’m not sure how blue I’d have to be to enjoy this…

But thankfully I’m not there yet.

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Sorry, but these are just too good.

April 4, 2019 Rivergirl 26 Comments

Yes… I’m knee deep in my Spam folder again.

Apologies, but this stuff is comedic gold.

Arden writes:

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and foսnd that it is really informatiｖe. I ɑm ɡoing to watch out for Ƅrussels.

Which is helpful…

Because you never know where they’ll turn up.

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pokies get people from all through the world arrive together just for fun.

Of course they do.

It’s a perfectly delightful dance.

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Pasquale Mcalexander

some genuinely interesting information, well written and broadly speaking user friendly.

Good to know, as I always strive to provide content for the simple minded.

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Bill

I will right away snatch your rss as I can not find your email subscription link or newsletter service.

When I first read this, I thought it said he was going to snatch my ass because he couldn’t find an email link.

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Hey, my blogs are good.

But not that good….

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Hello everyone, it’s my first visit at this web site, and article is
really fruitful designed for me

While their appreciation of my fruit is noted, I’m not sure anyone who buys their Sushi at 7-11 can really be trusted.

I mean come on, their potato chips aren’t even fresh.

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And finally..

Hanh Bencomo

Who seems to be on the fence when it comes to my posts…

There are some attention-grabbing time limits in this article but I don’t know if I see all of them heart to heart. There may be some validity however I’ll take hold opinion till I look into it further

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I really don’t see what the problem is.

I’m a frickin’ delight.

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Clearly, I’m doing it wrong.

March 31, 2019 Rivergirl 30 Comments

I have an iPhone.

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( If you don’t watch Game of Thrones? Never mind)

And with the iPhone comes Apple news, which I check from time to time for breaking stories.

And may I just say…. what’s passing for news these days is beyond ridiculous.

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Roll over Edward R. Murrow, it’s a Kardashian filled world now.

And they want everyone to see their butts.

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This picture was in my news feed.

Why? I have no idea.

But it made me realize…

Damn.

I’ve been doing Sundays wrong for years.

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Have you ever done this?

August 20, 2018 Rivergirl 23 Comments

I know better, and yet…..

Stomach rumbling, I sashay up and down the aisles tossing HoHo’s and Ring Dings in my shopping cart at will.

(If they called them Cellulite Starters and Butt Wideners I wouldn’t, so you see…. it’s really not my fault.)

I buy salad tossers I’ll never toss, fizzy fruited drinks I’ll never drink and worst of all…. more deli meat and cheese than a school cafeteria will use in a month.

Oh, the pressure of the deli counter!

You take a number, wait in line, peruse the 307 varieties of flavored sliced turkey breast and when it’s finally your turn? You can’t just order a 1/4 lb of roast beef and call it good…. can you?

(Well I can’t. Which is why you should all come to my house for lunch tomorrow. BYOB. Bring your own bread…. because I never seem to buy the correct corresponding amount.)

And the paper products!

Why can’t I ever remember if I need them? I always buy too many which results in episodes like this: