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Random nonsense.

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I love when I read a book about a character that loves to read books.

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I’ll take recommendations where I can get ‘em … so I searched for this one on Amazon.

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Needless to say I did not choose the hardcover option.

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I have no explanation for why there is suddenly a stuffed possum hovering over our local pub’s bar. But I’ll be happy to share a pint if he ever climbs down.

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No reason.

Just made me laugh.

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Did you know there’s a Facebook group for wombat lovers? Neither did I… but say hello to its newest member.

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Brunch at the Pig

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One of my favorite watering holes serves brunch on Sunday morning… which we’ve never tried because the husband has a standing date for pool in the man cave with a friend. But last weekend the friend couldn’t make it – so up to the The Blind Pig we went.

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And what better way to start brunch than with a flight of Mimosas?

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Since it was Maine Maple Sunday.. an annual celebration of tapping trees and sap houses… all the cocktails that day featured the sweet treat.

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Warning: Consumption of alcohol also impairs your ability to complete a sentence.

As you know my husband never liked the food at the Pig until a recent visit changed his mind. On this day the owners sat next to us at the bar and told us they’d just hired a new cook and had hopes for higher quality meals.

Ever the optimist and always searching for a good batch, I ordered their biscuits and gravy with home fries.

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While the sausage and gravy were alright, the biscuit was like a brick and the home fries were overcooked and greasy. ( Please note the mini strawberry rhubarb margarita. I received it free after telling the bartender the one I had on our last visit was too sweet. Free drinks? I love this place… even if the food is hit or miss)

I didn’t have a chance to photograph the husband’s meal because he sent it back too quickly. His eggs were cold, the dark toast he requested looked like it never saw heat and the homemade hash was a revolting mess of tough ham, hard sweet potato and some unidentified green. Disappointing to say the least.

Looks like it will be a while before I get him back there.

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A sure sign of spring.

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Temperatures are rising, the snow has melted and we’re seeing a bit of green grass.

But the surest sign of spring at Casa River is this:

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Our first woodchuck sighting!

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We’ve had a momma raise her young under our barn for the past 6 years or so and always wonder if they’ll be back.

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Of course laying out some carrot slices helps.

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Welcome back spring!

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News you can’t use.

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Because there’s no limit to the crazy.

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Et tu Cookie?

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Girl Scout cookie extortion? That seems a little too on point.

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Do my male readers have any wisdom to impart on this subject?

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How huge?

8.7 million tons and the size of a shopping mall huge.

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“Our beach could literally be clean at 8 a.m. and three to four hours later a giant mat of sargassum the size of a mall will come in like the blob, like a Stephen King movie,” said Tom Mahady, city of Boynton Beach (Florida) Ocean Rescue chief. “It’s not pleasant for swimmers.”

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I keep reading about this and hope my Florida friends will share some first hand photos when it arrives. Just remember to wear a gas mask, it’s pretty stinky.

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Okay climate change deniers… shit just got real.

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Let’s play.

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Because there’s a little bit of child inside us all.

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The first thing that came to mind was my husband, but since that’s not an appropriate response?

I’ll have to go with this:

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It’s just an old dessert plate from Bavaria but it belonged to my mother and her mother before her. My grandmother was born in Austria and didn’t bring much with her when she emigrated to the states in 1923, but somehow this survived and was passed down to me. It’s not my style or taste, but there’s something about the kitchen continuity of the third generation of daughters still using this plate that makes me hold it dear.

How about you?

What’s the oldest thing still in use in your kitchen?

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A little bit of nothing much, and me.

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The only state that beats us is Alaska, but since I’m still experiencing the hot flashes from Hell? That’s fine by me.

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The photo in which Lord Dudley Mountcatten discovers the old woodchuck burrow.

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And naturally does a deep dive investigation.

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Me.

Because I realized I haven’t posted a selfie in a while and I have nothing better to share today.

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A day of remembrance.

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The husband and I headed up to the State House last week to see our governor proclaim an official day of remembrance for Vietnam Veterans.

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It was a beautiful spring day with temperatures in the high 40’s.

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The ceremony took place on the third floor, known as the Hall of Flags.

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Basically because that’s where they keep them in four giant cases in the corners of the room.

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Governor Janet Mills gave a lovely speech ending with the all important thank you… and welcome home.

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After the ceremony? The husband wanted a word and waited patiently.

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I missed that photo as I was blocked by other veterans. And since they served their country? I figured I shouldn’t push them out of the way just for blog fodder.

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It was a nice day, and healing for those who needed it.

If you see a Vietnam Vet?

Welcome them home. And say thank you. It’s never too late.

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News you can’t use.

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Ridiculous headlines to follow. You know the drill..

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Ever since The Last of Us series on HBO everyone is obsessed with fungus. If it can eat my house? I’m not sure I want to know any further details.

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Worst. Mental. Image. Ever.

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Finally, a little justice in the world.

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It seems everyone is on board with ChatGPT.

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It lacks a soul… now.

Hang in there pastor. They’re working on it.

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