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Because my husband keeps texting me cartoons.
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I’m just going to drop these right here.
Tag Archives: cartoons
More (not really) helpful survival tips.
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A few more tips that are weird enough to share.
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Well damn. That blows the veracity of every cartoon I watched as a kid right out of the water.
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Okay, that’s a pretty handy tip if it works…. but am I the only one who substituted the word kindling for kindle every time they read it? Kindling is a noun, kindle is a verb. Unless they plan on setting their ereaders on fire… this is grammatically incorrect.
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You know I’m going to try this, but since everyone’s hands are different sizes I may have more daylight left than you. Neener neener.
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Yes. Because everyone has a termite mound in their backyard …
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Just a little cat humor.
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First, a recent photo of Lord Dudley Mountcatten.
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And now a few cartoons to which all people lucky enough to be owned by a cat can relate.
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I seriously need that couch.
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Lord Dudley prefers to sing at 2:00am, but the same rules apply.
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So true!
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Free streaming.
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The real life outdoor version.
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Pandemic humor
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You know the drill.
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Sadly, we’re probably not far from this happening in real life.
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Better than burning alive in my opinion.
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I definitely need one of those.
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And yet, we’re still dying by the thousands needlessly.
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And if it’s good enough for Micheal Meyers….
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Viola!
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Ever wonder what you’d look like as a 3D cartoon?
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Apparently I look 10 years old.
And as a caricature?
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Oy vey! I’m Jewish.
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Meet Viola AI, the new app that transforms your face.
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And a great way to waste time when you’re babysitting a friend’s 6 year old.
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Yes, I’ve heard about the possible face recognition hacking … but I don’t use that feature on my phone. And if they want to steal my picture it’s nothing they couldn’t already do by cruising Facebook or this blog.
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So don’t kvetch about this mishegas….. it’s just innocent fun.
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Powerful stuff.
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A friend of mine posted some thought provoking cartoons the other day and I thought I’d share a few here. Some are environmental, some are cultural. I’m not going to comment on each one…. just throwing them out there as food for thought.
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Flotsam and jetsam.
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A little bit of this and that for your reading pleasure.
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I really don’t want crabs, but human sized rubber claws are mighty tempting.
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I have to admit I had no idea what the term whisker biscuit meant.
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Well, okay then….
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Underboob funk?
Please, if you can spread this ridiculous product all over your body? How about spreading those ‘ly’ adverbs through your ad copy as well.
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That’s pretty much my take on it. And while I still love Seuss and the crazy creatures of my childhood, if you do your research and check out some of his racist drawings? You wouldn’t want children exposed to them either. It’s not erasing history, it’s learning not to repeat it.
And if that’s too serious a note to end on, here’s one more chuckle.
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Ponder that image for the rest of the day.
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The greatest story ever… shown?
While I’ve been known to Bitmoji on occasion….
And used to see the appeal of texting miniature versions of myself to friends…
I read something this afternoon that made me do a double take.
Yes.
There is now a Bitmoji Bible.
Now I’m not a religious woman, and I admit to never having read the good book cover to cover…. but I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess David never said “Hey Boo” to the giant Philistine.
And if there was a Garden of Eden?
I somehow doubt their trees were in pots.
Jesus wept.
Repeat after me…
Bitmoji is not a contempary language, it’s a collection of bad cartoons.
I’m watching Game of Thrones instead.
It’s that time again…
Let’s begin.
1. John Quincy Adams went skinny dipping in the Potomac on his 79th birthday.
If this mental image has to be stuck in my head?
I want it to be stuck in yours as well.
2. After eating, the common housefly regurgitates it’s food and eats it again.
Because sometimes, pizza is just that good.
3. Charlie Brown’s father is a barber.
Admit it, you never knew that.
You’re welcome.
4. A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to it’s size.
Oddly enough, this is a question that’s rarely asked in trivia games.
And Lord knows, I’ve been waiting to dazzle crowds with my barnacle member dimension knowledge for years.
5. There’s a town in Texas called Ding Dong.
Truly, there is.
It’s north of Austin.
And I have a question for Texas bloggers…
WTH?
I’m all for being proud of your home town, but….
Damn.
River's world..... 