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When we put our new flooring down in February of 2024, I bought a little Dyson stick vacuum to help keep it clean.

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It beat the broom and dust pan…was small, cute, easy to use and sucked up crumbs on the bare floors admirably.

But when we laid our new carpet in the bedrooms last year it made me realize how useless my other vacuum… an old Hoover … had become. The carpet is luxurious and quite thick and my old machine simply wasn’t up to the task.

But I’m a New Englander so if it ain’t broke? We don’t fix it…. or replace it for that matter.

Until last week when my (15 year old? 20 year old?) Hoover breathed its last. She blew up in dramatic fashion with dust and sparks flying everywhere … so even I had to admit it was time for a new model.

Enter the new love of my life.

A full size cordless Dyson V 15 Detect.

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Easy to assemble, easy to use, easy to charge, easy to clean.

She’s easy.

But in a good way.

And may I just say, her suction power is beyond impressive. ( There are a plethora of off color jokes I could insert here, but our relationship is brand new and I don’t want to insult her.)

I’ve honestly never seen a vacuum remove so much dirt, cat hair, dust, crumbs, kitty litter stuff from a carpet before.

Are we really that dirty?

I had to empty the container three times by the time I’d done three rooms, so apparently the answer is yes.

For a relatively simple machine, Vera (yes, I named the vacuum) has a few interesting features.

The Dyson V15 Detect features an LCD screen that provides real-time, scientific proof of a deep clean by displaying the size and quantity of dust particles as you clean. A piezo sensor counts particles up to 15,000 times a second, with color-coded bars indicating sizes: Yellow (allergens/pollen), Orange (microscopic dust), Pink (dust mites/fine sand), and Purple (sugar-sized particles). 

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Holy Macaroni Batman! That’s a lot of allergens and pollen… considering it’s winter in Maine and we’re not opening the windows. ( Makes me think I’d better add ‘clean furnace ducts’ to the to do list. )

No, Vera wasn’t cheap.

But I think we’ll be very happy together,

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And I’m looking forward to the day when our allergen particles fall to under a billion.

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