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Just a few random chuckles.
I saw this ornament and thought…. finally!
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A plausible explanation for why the Grinch suddenly got merry.
Then I saw this and thought… no!
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Lots of men may want Ball Hammock underwear…
But please, let’s leave Santa out of this annoying ad campaign.
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Someone had to say it.
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While I usually cringe at the Facebook algorithms that pollute my feed with ball wash and stink free underwear, I have to admit this latest ad made me laugh.
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Because, come on. We all know an assless man.
And before I could even click on this so called miracle accessory, I was chuckling.
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The first step in healing is admitting you have a problem.
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Lord knows I love a product that doesn’t take itself seriously.
Check out this quick commercial.
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Need another chuckle?
The same company makes a wedding ring as well.
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I knew when I clicked that stupid disembodied nostril Duluth Trading Company ad for underwear the other day I would regret it. I knew it… and I did it anyway for the sake of a blog laugh.
Now, I pay the price.
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Yes, the algorithms have kicked in with a vengeance.
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I know that particular item is meant for your shoes to provide traction in the snow, but admit it. You visualized the same kinky S&M corset I did on first glance too … right?
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Unless you need a gift for Tiny Tim’s grandson, I can find no reasonable explanation for that product.
And finally after all those bombs, I saw something I would actually consider buying.
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A chicken flicker.
It’s like darts, with poultry. Perfect!
I was picturing hours of slightly intoxicated fun in the man cave and then…
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Way to go Duluth.
Teasing a girl with competitive chicken tossing and then not delivering is just cruel.
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Advertisers will tell you anything to get you to purchase their products, no matter how ridiculous the claim.
Take this one for example….
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Self cleaning sheets.
Please explain how that’s going to work…. because I’m sure a lot of rent by the hour motels would be interested.
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Hip therapy?
I’m sorry, but that looks more like a leather chastity belt to me.
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I haven’t clicked on any ridiculous ads in months, I swear.
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But glow in the dark owl undies are still popping up.
As are Ball Hammocks.
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I assure you, I’m not.
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Please….
Make it stop.
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Well said Shana.
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Ugh.
It’s enough to make me quit social media altogether.
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It never ceases to amaze me how different platforms communicate these days.
And by communicate, I mean stalk your every move and gather information to be used for targeted advertising.
Case in point… I clicked on this Wal Mart ad I saw on Facebook the other day because it looked ridiculous and might be good blog fodder.
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A half hour later I checked my WordPress account and noticed a new follower.
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That can’t be a coincidence.
Of course, I Googled Bombay’s new Bramble gin last week…
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And was hit with this ad on my Apple news feed later that day.
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It really is uncanny how well they know me.
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I’m sorry, but this ad made me laugh.
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The kissy face emojis are a little over the top, but whatever.
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So much to unpack here.
Exclusive female happiness? Sorry fellas, I think you’re redundant.
An orgasm that can provide 3-5 days to the world? Now that’s an impressive O.
Long standby. Does that means it hovers in the corner waiting until it’s needed again? A bit creepy, but okay.
And finally, We rest 50% today… that baby must provide one heck of a workout.
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I saw a New York winery advertised the other day and this sounded wonderful.
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But after checking their website, some of the other selections seemed a little… off.
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Blue wine?
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What exactly does zombie wine taste like. Subtle undertones of rotting flesh….?
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Oh, sweet Jesus.
No.
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I had to laugh at this advertisement the other day.
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Interesting? Yes.
More attractive? Probably not.
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But I can think of quite a few people who deserve this home baked treat.
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But sometimes it makes me laugh.
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And here I didn’t even know my vulva wanted a spa day.
A lot of the comments were negative.
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But then there was this one… and I’m dying.
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Ball wash!
Guess I’m not the only one getting those annoying ads.
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