And their slightly off balance Facebook page.

Not off hand, no.

But I hope he finds one. Pigless is a terrible thing to be.

This picture of our local sheriff’s truck was posted by a resident.

Because really, who needs blue lights when you have a chicken?

This post was met with the incredulity and the scathing derision it deserved . Reveal your fiddlehead location? To a stranger!!

Mainers have been killed for less.

Fiddleheads are a precious ($15-$20 per pound) and extremely fleeting commodity in the spring. Locals protect their secret gathering spots like they do their virgin daughters. Personally I can’t stand the slimy things…

But Mainers go berserk for them.

And speaking of barely edible food, some well meaning townie posted this:

Now really, if I’m not going to eat the delicate unfurled leaves of a fern?

You can damn sure bet I’m not baking helicopter seed pods that look like bugs.

Damn.