Tag Archives: news

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

24 Comments

.

Because news you can use is usually depressing.

.

.

If you’re ready for your mind to be blown, look up this artist and his beyond bizarre house. Everything is doodled, even the toilet.

.

.

Okay, I don’t feel so bad about my outdated Shake and Bake now.

.

.

I take it back about not being depressing. That’s the very definition of sad.

.

.

In local news there were no takers on this generous offer. Please don’t tell my husband.

.

.

And while I enjoy creepy Halloween decorations as much as the next girl? That’s a hard Hell no to disembodied demon doll heads.

Yikes!

😬

.

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

31 Comments

.

Seriously, no one needs to know this stuff.

.

.

After reading that, I’ve come to the conclusion my beloved Red Sox are just phoning it in. Rather like their playing this season.

.

.

Yeah, right. Do they think I haven’t seen Children of the Corn?

.

.

A three foot long earthworm? That’s a large amount of ick factor.

.

.

Of course it is.

.

.

I’m going to have to take their word for that.

.

.

Thank you, but no.

.

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

22 Comments

.

You can’t use it, but if it entertains you… I’ll settle for that.

.

.

That’s something you don’t see everyday.

.

.

I’ll take him for a seat companion any day.

.

.

I’ve probably seen them all already, but sure.

.

.

My husband plogs every time we walk. He even carries a trash bag in his pocket.

.

.

Clever ad campaign, but I’m still only buying two shoes at a time.

.

.

Good on you Fido. I’m sure you would have beaten me as well.

.

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

9 Comments

.

And if you can use it? I’m sorry.

.

.

I haven’t read it, nor do I have any intention of reading it, but damn. That doesn’t sound pleasant.

.

.

Duly noted.

.

.

I never understand people who linger there to read or play with their devices. I adore reading… but there are more comfortable seats in the house.

.

.

That was one busy trio.

.

.

Yes, you read that correctly.

.

.

I’m proud to say my liquor consumption did not waver during the pandemic… and rest assured, I continue to do my part to shore up America’s potent potable economy.

😉

.

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

20 Comments

.

This week’s headlines fall under the I really didn’t need to know that category.

.

.

Sorry, but I can’t answer that question. My algorithms are bizarre enough as it is…. I didn’t click because I don’t need to be flooded with vaginal tightening ads.

.

.

Ditto that for this poor woman.

.

.

And this one as well.

.

.

Sorry, but this makes me very glad we don’t have children.

.

.

The fecal-oral route?

That’s a highway I’m definitely going to avoid.

.

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

10 Comments

.

If you ever can use this news? My apologies, that’s never been the intent.

.

.

What… you thought they built those pyramids sober?

.

.

I’d like to say this is a joke and laugh, but it’s true and not the least bit funny.

.

.

I’m having visions of lobsters flitting to and to fro from plant to plant under the sea… and it’s quite delightful.

.

.

No side effects from climate change my ass.

.

.

At this point he’s got my vote, dude.

.

Uncategorized

I shouldn’t read the news.

14 Comments

.

I like to consider myself well informed when it comes to current events. To be honest, I can’t help it since my husband is a news junkie and has it on what seems like morning, noon and night. But I also scroll through multiple sources on my iPhone feed. This is not always a good thing… as evidenced by an article I read the other day which concerned a Tweet about the redacted affidavit by Donald Trump Jr.

.

.

And if drawing my attention to Donald Sr.’s nether regions wasn’t awful enough… there was this:

.

.

Oh. The mental image horror!

.

.

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

14 Comments

.

You might not be able to use it, but these things must be shared.

.

.

No, not the Walking Dead kind… just zombie viral genomes. They don’t have a tv show but are still pretty impressive.

.

.

That’s one bad ass prehistoric goldfish.

.

.

There’s an America’s Best Restroom contest. How did I not know this? What are the categories… most comfortable commode? Most elbow room in a stall? Most stylish tampon dispenser? I need to know!

.

.

Am I the only one who finds this disturbing?

.

.

I.

Can’t.

Even.

😳

.

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

25 Comments

.

You can’t use it, but read it anyway.

.

.

Do not piss off a camel. Got it!

Funny story…. back in the early 80’s my Marine Corps husband ported in Israel for two weeks while on a med float. Not one to hit the dive bars… he toured Jerusalem, Masada and swam in the Dead Sea. He also rode a camel.

.

.

Said camel did not bite him, but it did make its displeasure known and spit on him quite frequently.

.

.

Deal me out. I don’t care how pretty your deck of cards is, a night spent discussing weight gain, mood swings and hot flashes is not my idea of a good time.

.

.

I don’t watch Tik Tok videos. And now I know why…

.

.

Why is this weasel still talking?

.

.

He’s a reprehensible human being and should crawl back into the hole from whence he came.

.

.

They’re going to have to go a long way to beat or even equal the original. But I’m psyched! And ready to watch them try.

.

Uncategorized

News you can’t use.

23 Comments

.

Because the world is full of it. In more ways than one…

.

.

The only appropriate response to this is…. why?

.

.

I was unaware of this beyond ridiculous law, but sadly it’s true. And once again it makes me wonder, why does America hate its women?

.

.

Finally, a workout routine I might be able to stick with.

.

.

You can run, but you can’t hide. Sorry Georgia and South Carolina.

.

.

I can’t confirm this particular news, but I really hope it’s true.

🤣

.