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Feeling the need to undermine democracy? I’ve got just the thing.
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Fabricate your very own conspiracy theory while scrambling the morning eggs.
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And if it keeps you from spreading more insane crap on the internet?
All the better. Because I’m really tired of the crazy.
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Enjoy!
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It seems that little red bitch has given up the Barn Mahal and moved in even closer to yours truly.
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Lately she’s spending all her time in, on and around our back deck grill…. and I fear another nest has been built.
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This does not bode well for future cookouts.
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Although…
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I’ve heard people do eat roast squirrel….
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If someone could explain the recent internet obsession with poo, I’d be obliged.
It’s everywhere I look these days and each product seems to get progressively worse. Case in point?
Sherbet the Shitting Flamingo.
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Whaaaat?
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This begs the question… what happens if Sherbet doesn’t make it to the toilet on time?
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Look how gleefully this child feeds the bird. You can almost feel her excitement at the result….
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Gone. In a see through commode.
I’m sure it will be a best seller.
Sigh.
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If you’ve ever gotten hangry, you’ll appreciate the peculiar talent of the next weird creature on my calendar.
The Yeti crab.
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At any given moment, this fellow has a veritable refrigerator full of yummy snacks at his fingertips.
You can’t argue with that.
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And now let’s check how close the drawing is to the original.
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I’m giving that a 3.
The general idea is there…. but it’s lacking the magnificence of those wonderfully hairy legs.
And aside from the fact it looks like a giant tick, that leg fuzz is begging to be petted.
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Well, I didn’t say petting it was a particularly good idea.
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Like it isn’t bad enough we haven’t travelled anywhere since Christmas 2019.
As if I don’t miss the annual large trip and three smaller vacations we used to take every year.
Because Covid hasn’t made life as sedentary and boring as possible? Facebook has to twist the knife in a little deeper with their constant “memories” feature.
On this day three years ago you were happy!
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On this day three years ago you were exploring Sedona Arizona!
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On this day three years ago you had no idea life would soon come to a screeching halt!
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So cut it out Facebook!
I don’t need to be reminded how much I loved traveling… I realize it every time we treat walking over to the man cave/Barn Mahal like a weekend getaway.
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I totally saw a yacht at sea.
How pathetic is that?
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Because we could all do with a little more wine right about now.
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Testing.
It’s so important.
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To be honest, I currently have 18 rolls of toilet paper in my closet.
My ancestors might have used the Sears catalog in the outhouse but I don’t want to. Especially since it’s online these days.
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A mask no one will refuse to wear!
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It’s all about safety.
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I miss hopping from winery to winery for tastings, but this could work.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten loves to bathe in the sun and does not appreciate his humans closing the blinds from the glare.
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Adjustments must be made.
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And indoor stalking of birds…
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And red squirrels continues.
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Frigid wind chills, ice and snow may rule outside, but inside the Barn Mahal man cave?
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Pink lemonade margaritas say it’s always summer.
And when you leave?
Even cold weather haters have to admit the sunsets are pretty spectacular.
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Birding enthusiasts are currently going nuts in Maine because this glorious creature has taken up residence along our coast.
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I think his GPS needs a little tweaking because he’s clearly off course.
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An impressive fellow, I wonder if he realizes the fervor he’s causing.
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Local newspapers and media can’t seem to talk about anything else.
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And some fabulous photos are appearing.
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Boothbay Harbor is now birder heaven. Grab your binoculars!
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I’m sorry, but the is the Best. Menu. Typo. Ever.
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Although it does make me feel badly for the duck. Ouch!
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The first name that came to my mind?
Tinkerbell.
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I knew that mallard I saw at the park the other day looked shifty.
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