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At least I hope you can’t.
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Please don’t tell His Lordship that. He’s hard enough to live with as it is.
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Drop the suit dude. You are creepy.
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I’m in!
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Damn. Another missed opportunity to put something quirky in the man cave.
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Churchill, Manitoba sounds like my kind of neighborhood.
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Because there’s never a lack of ridiculous things to talk about.
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Do I need to color rainbow animal poop? I do not, but speaking of pooping animals…
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The required new Lord Dudley Mountcatten shot.
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Another item has been added to the husband’s man cave display of torture implements old tools. A hobbler as seen on the upper left. He says it’s for cows, I’m wondering if it will fit in my purse so I can use it on him the next time we go antique shopping.
And lastly, something for Mark…who has a thing for flamingoes and likes to decorate for Halloween.
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I’m always thinking of you buddy.
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🤣
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We just had a deck railing visitor.
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He’s a juvenile hawk who’s realized our bird feeders are prime hunting ground… and doves are quite tasty.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten was less than pleased…
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Heck, you’ll never need these things…. who am I kidding.
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This is such a stupid useless item, the only thing they could think to put on it is plastic Easter eggs.
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Even the cat is unpleased by this idea.
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Huh?
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I’m glad they showed someone demonstrating this ridiculous product. The fact that’s she’s feeding brass geese adds to the authenticity.
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And just in case you need a larger pot, because sometimes size matters…
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😳
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News. It’s a subjective term these days, and that’s sad.
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I’m not going to comment on this one, because honestly… I just don’t want to.
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Well, if it can remove car battery corrosion …. stones shouldn’t be a problem.
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And we humans dutifully comply . Ookie Pookie must be kept happy… or there will be consequences.
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Of course she did. She’s 10.
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I don’t know. And I don’t care to find out… but gee, your mother must be so proud.
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This last news alert is from my town. And I don’t know about you, but I prefer it to vaginal squirting contests.
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Cats.
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They’re so judgmental.
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I’ve heard of drunks wearing lampshades, but Ibis?
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I do not recommend this. Bears with the munchies can wreak havoc in your yard.
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And you thought the movie was pure nonsense.
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I don’t even want to know what’s going on here. Nope.
And finally, Thanksgiving preparations are underway at Mark’s house….
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I saw this the other day when I was stopped at a traffic light and had to do a double take.
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Want a truck but can’t afford one?
No problem, just cut off the back of your car, add some cardboard and call it good.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten is used to being photographed. But when his human mother had a cute idea the other day…?
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His Lordship was less than pleased.
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I think I’ll be paying for this folly. I don’t know how, and I don’t know when….
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But yes. He’s definitely plotting something.
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A cat and his mouse is a beautiful thing.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten hasn’t caught a live one in quite a while but he does enjoy sleeping with his toy version.
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On a recent trip to the orthopedist I began wondering if he has voodoo doctor credentials.
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Crystal bones are made for throwing.
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Note to self…
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Buy bigger bird bath.
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Even he has no explanation for those ugly things…
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My Facebook and Apple News algorithms are always coming up with ridiculous products they think I need to purchase.
I’m passing on all three of these.
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#1…. Swimsuit season is not approaching quickly in Maine, unless you count the Polar Bear plunge in February and I’ve never be crazy enough to do that.
#2…. My derrière is awake as it’s ever going to get. No caffeinated butt cream required. 
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No.
Just… no.
While I spoil Lord Dudley Mountcatten far more than my husband thinks I should, even I have limits.
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Do I want to carry around a 28 ounce gelatinous pouch of my own urine? I most assuredly do not.
Also, I spent my teenage years on an island in Maine where there were no public restrooms. I’m completely familiar with pissing in the woods if necessary.
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