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News you can’t use.

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You might not be able to use it, but these things must be shared.

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No, not the Walking Dead kind… just zombie viral genomes. They don’t have a tv show but are still pretty impressive.

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That’s one bad ass prehistoric goldfish.

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There’s an America’s Best Restroom contest. How did I not know this? What are the categories… most comfortable commode? Most elbow room in a stall? Most stylish tampon dispenser? I need to know!

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Am I the only one who finds this disturbing?

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I.

Can’t.

Even.

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Because nothing ever goes smoothly when my husband is involved.

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With the hope that it will rain on our property sometime in this decade, my husband purchased gutters for our baby barn/shed and I attempted to help with the installation.

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Since the project was my husband’s idea and he was in charge of purchasing supplies, this meant 3 forty minute round trips to Lowes and half the day wasted because he thinks making a list is a waste of time.

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Did he buy the right size screws?

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He did not.

Did he buy the correct downspout brackets?

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He did not.

Did he buy a new section of downspout because the piece he had leftover from a previous project was too short?

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I think you know the answer to that.

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Food porn and silliness.

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There’s good news coming ‘round the bend.

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It’s a raspberry type of thin mint without the mint. Sign me up!

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We stopped into an uninteresting restaurant the other day because we were in an area we didn’t know. The atmosphere was lackluster, the meal uninspired… but the fresh seafood chowder with crab, shrimp and haddock? Perfection! I’d go back just for that.

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And I have to admit the restroom sign made me grin.

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I think that’s an advertising bridge too far.

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Of course.

Because when I’m craving comfort food… kale, quinoa and soybean ice cream really hit the spot.

Not!

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Antiquing in the Mid Coast region.

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Not finding any vintage beer or whisky crates on our shopping trip to the lakes region, we headed to the mid coast for a different batch of stores.

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We hit the Wiscasset antique mall first. This is my favorite place to shop for treasure. Three floors, numerous dealers and a whole lot of everything under the sun.

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They had boxes galore. Biscuits, seafood, soda pop, ammunition, fruit… everything but what I was looking for.

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Classic!

The next store we tried had a vintage husband attitude corrector…

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As well as a disturbingly large dwarf face.

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Another box, but still not alcohol related.

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This?

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I have absolutely no explanation for.

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Now that’s a mistake I could live with.

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While I’m still battling the IRS and waiting for them to correct their massive f*ck up ( don’t ask )…. it’s nice to see someone on the positive end of a government boo boo for a change.

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I like the sound of that. The ultimate buy one, get one sale.

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Short cuts. They’ll hand you your ass every time.

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Correcting it requires the homebuyer to give it back? Hmmm….

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I think the smiley face emoji says it all.

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Things I like today.

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The drought is still turning our lawn into sandpaper and killing every living thing I’ve planted… so right now? I’m liking these.

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Though I’ll have to switch ‘something green’ to ‘something brown’. I’ve got plenty of those.

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A duck popping spaceship? I like! Sign me up.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten? I always like him… though the man cave leather club chairs didn’t like his claws.. at all.

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Oh yes, that’s a tee shirt I definitely like.

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Keith.

If you don’t like him now, no worries. He’ll wait until you do.

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