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It took me decades, but I’ve finally found an appropriate use for tofu.
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And yes, this is actually a thing. Your cat can now do what you’ve always wanted to when presented with curdled soybeans. Look how proud this cat is to piss on it!
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Of course this feline doesn’t look very pleased.
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But personally, if I could poop on the revolting stuff? I’d be a very happy camper.
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Did anyone know the Keurig coffee company will now mix you a cocktail?
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Yes, there is an alcoholic pod machine.
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And while in theory it seems like a good idea ..
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For $300 I think I’ll continue to mix my own.
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The machine requires a CO2 canister for carbonation.
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And they don’t exactly give away the pods either.
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Maybe someday when I’m old and grey (okay, older and greyer) I’ll need mechanic cocktail help, but I’m not there yet.
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I love cats . Always have, always will. But no matter how much I adore them?
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You won’t be seeing these on my bathroom wall.
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What the utter Hell! After a few martinis?
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This is the stuff of nightmares.
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Warm sunshine, my marriage, a full bar in our barn, bacon… and this.
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Not the coochie deodorant ad that keeps showing up on my FB feed, no. But the fact that they can’t show the myriad of locations it can be used.
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Apologies to my male readers, but this really needs to be shared.
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Kegel exercises have now gone digital.
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Yes, you read that correctly.
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Video games for your pelvic floor. And thanks to me, you’ll never look at a joystick the same way again.
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Easy to follow directions are helpful.
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But the reviews are a complete riot.
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Almost worth the Hell I’ll have to pay for clicking on them.
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Now I totally want to make my significant other fly across the room.
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Ha!
Women rule, no doubt about it.
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Obsessed with the great outdoors…
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And it’s plethora of feathered inhabitants.
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It was my original intent to keep him an indoor boy… no fleas, ticks or fear of being run over. We live in a rural area and there’s not much traffic, but we’re also on one of the only straight sections of our road and people fly by when trying to pass. We lost a cat that way and it was heartbreaking.
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All our previous kitties have been indoor/outdoor.
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But I’m thinking how pissed he’ll be if we start traveling again and he’s stuck inside after a taste of freedom.
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Thoughts?
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Scotland. Home to fine whiskey, rugged highlands, a mythical lake creature, bagpipes, my ancestors… and haggis.
(If you don’t know what haggis is, consider yourself lucky and leave it at that.)
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Since the owner/bartender of our local pub is a Scot born and bred, I thought it might be fun to show up wearing a mask of my clan’s tartan the next time we drop by for a pint. Enter Amazon.
Sure enough they had one…
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Though by the look of the packaging, I’m guessing it was not made anywhere near a peat bog or by Clan MacGregor.
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Oh, and in case you’re wondering….
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The post title is my clan’s motto in Gaelic. Royal is my race.
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Well, yes.
There’s that too.
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Because there is light at the end of the Covid tunnel.
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Valuable lessons, all.
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Talk about being ahead of the trend.
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We still can’t find a kegerator…. so I’m not doubting this at all.
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I’m not afraid of my oven, but the self cleaning thing is a little intimidating.
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Yes.
Yes, please.
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But no matter how many stinky cat food tins I open….
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten likes to chew his back feet.
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And it’s not just a little licking for cleaning purposes, no. It’s actual chewing.
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Yes. He’s an odd duck…. but we love him.
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So the free pool table… the one that has cost us approximately $14,000 ( and counting ) in storage barn to man cave renovations… actually saw some action last weekend.
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Two of the husband’s coworkers came by for the afternoon (no worries, all 3 men are fully vaccinated) for Cajun gumbo, beer and pool. I don’t play, so I know my other half was happy. And me? I was happy because I received another bar christening gift.
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I’d never even heard of this whiskey but it turned out to have a pleasing toasted undertone.
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After two games of pool, it was determined the table needed to go from horizontal placement to vertical to allow more shooting space.
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Which then required multiple leveling maneuvers. Turns out the barn floor is not at all level. Shocking, I know.
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Play continued into the night, as did the whiskey drinking and strange reflections from the overhead lighting.
A good time was had by all… and let me tell you, it was nice to host even two people after a year of no socializing with friends.
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