For once, our small town’s Facebook page rose above the petty gossip and backstabbing and actually came in handy. Last night, along with the usual lost pig notices… there was a report of a dump truck flipping over, taking out a power line and closing the main road. This was helpful since my husband’s car had overheated and left him stranded on I-295. Knowing about the closure in advance saved me taking the out of the way detour.

Of course the page also had some other gems.

 

 

Rent a goat! There’s a start up sure to make a fortune.

Heck, they love to eat…

 

 

Are easy to transport….

 

 

And give great back massages.

 

 

How could you lose?

Then there was this:

 

 

Someone wants to cook pie for me?

That can’t be bad.

 

 

And finally, there was this heartfelt thank you note…

 

 

Moral of that story?

If you live in the country, always carry carrots and apples.

 

 

Okay, well….

There’s no correct amount of produce for that.