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Creative carrots, cemetery shopping and unlimited tequila…

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I love creative people, and since I’m clearly not one of them I enjoy seeing and stealing their ideas.

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I would never have thought of using carrots in a floral bouquet, but it totally works.

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The other day I used Apple Maps to find an antique store the husband wanted to visit.

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Should I be worried there’s a cemetery at the exact same address?

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Yes, damn it.

She’s back.

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Not that his Lordship cares.

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Dudley knows how to relax.

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Is that the perfect vacation trip or what?

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My pickle algorithm has been blissfully quiet for a while… until this popped up last week.

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**groan**

This last one is specifically for Mark.

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Random snippets

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I fear I may have tripped a disturbing algorithm by clicking on those pole dancing mice a while back.

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Now I’ve got a squirrel working the room for tips .

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Be still my heart.

I don’t have all the ingredients yet so if you beat me to it, let me know how they turn out.

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Required momma woodchuck photo.

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This decanter is wrong in so many ways I don’t know where to start…

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Pickle soup? Equally as wrong…

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News you can’t use.

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Because there’s no limit to the crazy.

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Et tu Cookie?

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Girl Scout cookie extortion? That seems a little too on point.

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Do my male readers have any wisdom to impart on this subject?

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How huge?

8.7 million tons and the size of a shopping mall huge.

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“Our beach could literally be clean at 8 a.m. and three to four hours later a giant mat of sargassum the size of a mall will come in like the blob, like a Stephen King movie,” said Tom Mahady, city of Boynton Beach (Florida) Ocean Rescue chief. “It’s not pleasant for swimmers.”

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I keep reading about this and hope my Florida friends will share some first hand photos when it arrives. Just remember to wear a gas mask, it’s pretty stinky.

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Okay climate change deniers… shit just got real.

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I Need You.

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Okay… I’m a blogger. So technically yes, I do need you – my loyal readers – but that’s not what I’m talking about today.

I’m talking about the ear worm that has happily burrowed its way into my head and won’t let go.

I dare you to listen to this song and be able to sit still.

This song makes me want to dance… and Lord knows I don’t do that unless heavily lubricated with tequila.

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Random nonsense.

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The combination of marshmallow fluff and cream cheese is enough to make me hurl, but I suppose it’s an appropriate name. Eat enough of that and your booty will definitely be dipping.

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If you’ve been in or around the military you’ll be laughing right now. If not, please continue reading.

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A talking pear?

Damn it… now I’ll have to go out and listen to ours.

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There’s no reason for this chicken. He just made me smile.

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That’s one bottle that will not be making it’s way into the man cave bar.

WTH?

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Learn something new everyday.

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So I had to buy it.

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Because our weekly Scrabble games demanded it… and I’m tired of the husband getting mad when I tell him his word doesn’t exist.

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Hornito is a mound of volcanic matter?

I always thought it was a tequila.

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I admit to not knowing recta was the plural of rectum… and won’t comment on its proximity to the word rectory.

Nope. Not going there.

And speaking of Jesus…

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All this was fascinating but I draw the line here.

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Grr should not be an acceptable Scrabble word.

And grrrl?

Apparently it references a feminist punk rock movement in the Northwest called Riot Grrrl.

I call foul. And despise common usage additions to dictionaries.

P.S. don’t tell my husband.

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Pandemic humor.

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Because we all need a little chortle now and then.

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I hear ya sister.

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This is a brilliant idea.

I shall be cc’ing the CDC immediately.

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That’s pretty much been our last 10 months. You?

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Rode hard and put away wet.

Yup.

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This is almost too true to be funny.

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Wish that happened when I tried it.

Though I do firmly believe in sanitizing from the inside out when it comes to tequila….

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Pandemic humor.

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Because we all still need a laugh.

 

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Now that’s just rude.

 

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This looks like a great idea since I always whup the husband at gin rummy and he won’t play with me anymore.

*Note to self – borrow neighbor’s rooster*

 

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I really do miss traveling.

Even if it’s just to the next town.

 

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Indeed.

 

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Yeah.

Gwyneth  (correct spelling)  can bite me.

( Did I already post this one? Maybe… but the sentiment holds true. )

 

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Cats.

They think they know everything. It happens to be tequila.

Stuff it Mittens.

 

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Jesus… neither do I!

We’re doomed.