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It’s that time again…

April 26, 2020 Rivergirl 16 Comments

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Let’s jump right in shall we?

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We are a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in your community.
Your site provided us with valuable information to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our whole community will be thankful to you.

I’m a little disturbed a group of volunteers named porn are starting anything in my community, no less a scheme.

But please, if they found valuable information on my site?

No thanks are necessary.

Titus Segler

Some random photographs….

Hello, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just curious if you get a lot of spam feedback? If so how do you stop it, any plugin or anything you can advise? I get so much lately it’s driving me insane so any help is very much appreciated.

This one is interesting, as it’s spam…. about not wanting spam.

You don’t often find that kind of symmetry in life.

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Kenda Wimbush

And on the 8th day, the government starts screwing with our vacation…

Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!

Thanks for sharing.

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Coleman Calle

Even better than rocks…

Hello! Someone in my Myspace group shared this site with us so I came to check it out. I’m definitely enjoying the information. I’m book-marking and will be tweeting this to my followers! Outstanding blog and terrific design and style.

Myspace?

Clearly this spammer is using a Tardis.

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Tyler Torrance

Jennette’s Pier Part 2…. and some fish whispering.

Hi Jennettes Pier Part 2…. and some fish whispering.

Article is well written and is very useful.
Have you heard about this new way to make your baby fall asleep
in minutes? – http://bit.ly/Gets-Your-Baby-to-Sleep
Your baby is wonderful!! Kiss you All!

I’ve had a lot of nicknames over the years, but fish whisperer wasn’t one of them.

And my baby is wonderful?

Damn. I don’t even remember being pregnant.

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OMG…

Junior!!!

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Well, you can’t blame him.

April 25, 2020 Rivergirl 29 Comments

Our resident chucker was a bit ticked off the other day.

He was out back in the sun, enjoying a few apples…

Happily posing for pictures….

And an hour later?

Bam!

One cold woodchuck.

We had a squall move in from out of nowhere.

And I’m sure he was rethinking the decision to come out of hibernation.

No, he wasn’t happy.

With the snow…. or me.

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Getting my geek on.

April 25, 2020 Rivergirl 28 Comments

While I’m not a huge television person, I do tend to leave the husband to his own devices at night ( and by this I mean John Wayne and MSNBC, not self gratification ) and curl up in bed with a remote of my own on occasion.

More often than not? I’ll be watching some dry as toast documentary that no one else finds the least bit appealing.

Case in point?

Yeah…. I loved it.

And if you’re wondering why the husband and I have to watch separate tv’s?

I once made him watch a 4 part series about Kublai and Genghis Khan called “Mongol Horde… Storm From The East”. He fell asleep 10 minutes into every episode and still never forgave me.

On my current DVR list?

Forbidden History is my jam.

Juicy secrets from the past….. what’s not to love?

I just discovered Unearthed.

And have been walking through the Valley of the Kings, marveling over ancient Thebes and reading hieroglyphs from the Temple of Karnak …. in my pajamas.

You can’t beat that with a stick.

I also record PBS’s Nature.

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And now want a pet Pangolin.

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I mean really…

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How could I not?

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People can be so hateful.

April 24, 2020 Rivergirl 22 Comments

I know tax time can be a stressful time of year, even now when the deadline has been rolled back.

And I know some people are still anxiously awaiting their stimulus checks.

But please, can we all just take a breath and have a little common decency?

The following is a recent FB post from the mother of a friend of mine. She’s a widow in her 70’s who works for H&R Block at tax time to supplement her fixed income.

The fact that she even has to say this saddens me.

So please, calm down.

We’re all in this together.

Even the tax accountants.

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Because it’s my duty to share these things.

April 24, 2020 Rivergirl 32 Comments

You can thank me later.

I was flipping through a magazine the other day and saw this little blurb of a review.

Needless to say, I was perplexed.

Buttne?

Exfoliating ass masks?

Excuse me while I crawl back under my rock where such things don’t exist.

Yes…. it’s a real thing.

And according to the description? Will get your behind ready for prime time.

Here’s a helpful product review.

So if you’re looking for a new beauty regime… or if your posterior just needs a little freshening up?

You know who to thank.

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No soup for you!

April 23, 2020 Rivergirl 33 Comments

I ventured out to the grocery store again this morning and was feeling a bit gangsta.

Although in retrospect, a pink butterflied gangsta probably wasn’t all that frightening.

Still no toilet paper or flour on the shelves…. and may I just say?

This is getting old.

It’s been what, almost 2 months since the virus started spreading? Come on people…. the supply chain is still moving, food is still available. Stop the panic buying FFS!

Today?

The soup Nazi made an appearance.

Apparently, the run on soup has begun.

Unless you want creamy cauliflower or butternut squash.

There was plenty of that.

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Update…. You’re Never Too Old To Learn.

April 23, 2020 Rivergirl 20 Comments

I ran across a catalog for continuing education the other day, and because I used to have a ~~totally ridiculous~~ blog series about this, I had to look.

The series started here back in August of ’18 with a class on Spoonbending.

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Shows what you know Junior. There’s a whole class devoted to that spoon.

Yes. An actual college class, I’m not lying.

(Or drinking… go figure.)

So when I saw this current class being offered, it simply begged to be blogged about.

Spoon Carving Level 2
Up your spoon carving skills and build on what was learned
in your previous spoon-carving class. This time around you’ll
carve a deeper serving spoon, as well as practice additional
refining and finishing. Prerequisites: Previous woodworking
experience or Spoon Carving, Beginner. Material fee of $15
included in the price of the course.

Wednesday, beginning Oct. 16, from 6 to 9 p.m. for 3 weeks

Cost: $75

Clearly our college is still obsessed with spoons.

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