Tag Archives: gardening

Mystery solved.

September 15, 2019 Rivergirl 32 Comments

Remember a while ago I posted a picture of the sunflower seeds the chipmunk from Hell had planted in my petunias… and how they were growing?

Well over the past few weeks they grew tall and budded, and then started disappearing. One by one… shredded, stripped of leaves, and gone.

I’ve seen a few grasshoppers, so I thought maybe that was the reason.

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How pathetic is that?

One lone stalk remained.

Then I woke up this morning and saw….

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A woodchuck…

On the table.

That’s something I hadn’t seen before.

First there was a little pole dancing….

Then he got down to business.

So now I know why there won’t be any blooming sunflowers this season.

He made short work of it and left me this…

As well as this…

Yes, I could have yelled and scared him off, but I admit … I laughed instead.

We’ve had woodchucks all year and they haven’t touched a single plant, shrub or flower. Which if you’ve ever had woodchucks, you know is highly unusual.

So I let the little devil have the sunflower.

The fact that he can even get his fat butt up on the table to begin with is comical and worth the price of a sunflower to view.

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As my garden grows…

August 31, 2019 Rivergirl 29 Comments

Day lilies.

They’re vibrant…

And colorful…

(Is it me… or is that mildly disturbing?)

They’re prolific…

Long lasting…

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(Well that explains why my refrigerator died. They wanted it to.)

And easy to care for.

Plant… forget… and enjoy.

The same goes for Hostas, although they prefer some shade.

Everything is in marvelous bloom right now.

Except the sunflowers the chipmunk from Hell planted in my petunias.

They may take a while.

Happy gardening!

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You’re never too old to learn…. Knotweed Flutes.

August 5, 2019 Rivergirl 25 Comments

It’s time for class!

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No worries, there won’t be a test.

Maine Adult Education offers endless opportunities to ~~shake your head~~ ~~and say WTF?~~ enrich your mind. Last year there were some fascinating topics:

You’re never too old to learn…. Spoons.

You’re never to old to learn…. Potatoes.

You’re never too old to learn…. Ukulele

You’re never too old to learn…. Chakra Toning.

You’re never too old to learn…. Mindfulness.

And this year started off with a bang as well…

You’re never to old to learn…. Tin Cans.

Today’s selection from the ~~brochure of the bizarre~~ curriculum is:

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Yes, you too can have your very own flute made from a pesky weed in your backyard.

To hell with cutting it down…

Blow into it and start a band.

You’ll be the envy of your friends, I promise.

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And in case you’re unfamiliar…

Japanese Knotweed is a large, extremely invasive plant.

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actual photo of Japanese Knotweed swallowing small child

It’s almost impossible to get rid of once it takes hold, and ironically… cutting only spreads it.

There really is only one reliable course of action available.

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So why not take the class…

And make a flute before it swallows you whole?

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A little garden fluff…

August 4, 2019 Rivergirl 28 Comments

(Not to be confused with actually fluffing… because, damn. That’s another blog entirely. )

The silver mounds are mounding nicely….

And the red geraniums you all told me to plant? Made the bulkhead doors look even more red…. so, yeah.

Day lilies are popping up among the peonies.

As well as in the shadow of the giant quince bush.

Not sure how that red fellow got in there.

Are there daylily postmen?

Begonias are begonia-ing.

And the lawn that never stops growing affords ample opportunity for the neighbors to test drive the husband’s new toy.

If only they wanted to take more than a few swipes, we could sit on the porch with an adult beverage and enjoy the summer….

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Things I like today… chapter 4.

July 29, 2019 Rivergirl 27 Comments

I like…

This road sign we passed on a country lane.

Notice to salesmen – please move along.

I like…

Sitting on my deck reading,

And being quiet enough to have a few visitors drop by.

I like….

This kind of race.

I might get a little winded…

But at least I know I’ll be able to cross the finish line.

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I like….

My fruit infuser pitcher.

I know I should drink gallons of water daily, but let’s face it…unless it’s toning down my bourbon?

I’m not really interested.

But chop up some fresh strawberries and let it sit overnight?

Quite tasty.

I’ve tried pineapple. Wonderful!

Mango? Meh.

Watermelon? No flavor at all.

Pear seemed like a good idea….

But it turned brown and slimy in mere hours… so no to pear.

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(Don’t worry, it took me a minute to get it as well.)

I like…

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This picture I took of my flower bed with a triple rainbow shadow.

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Alvin’s evil twin.

July 21, 2019 Rivergirl 22 Comments

Chipmunks….

Everyone thinks they’re cute.

Me?

Not so much.

If you think they’re cute, you haven’t met Ervin.

Alvin’s evil twin.

He taunts me daily.

Digging into my mulch and planting stolen sunflower seeds in every available garden bed.

He sleeps on the deck furniture..

And is positively psychotic… staring in at me from the deck.

And then launching himself in mid air to slam into the window.

Repeatedly.

He’s even made it into the house on occasion.

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But now…

He’s discovered the plant pots.

How do I know?

Aside from the scattered dirt on the table?

Busted!

The little bastard is now digging and planting seeds in all my potted geraniums, begonias and petunias.

How do I know?

The large sprouting sunflower leaves are a dead giveaway.

Cute? My ass.

Look at those teeth!

He’s probably plotting to chew off my toe in my sleep if he ever gets back in the house.

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Things I like today…. chapter 3.

July 14, 2019 Rivergirl 32 Comments

1. Peonies!

Great big colorful, heavily scented blooms.

If you’ve never smelled one?

I’m sorry.

They rival roses and lilacs for heavenly natural scent….

And I fill our house with them while I can.

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The husband’s little nephew used to call them Pee On Me’s.

But either way?

They’re glorious.

I like.

2. The combination of wine and chocolate?

Always a winner.

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But actual wine flavored chocolate?

Score!

Get yourself some immediately…. you won’t be sorry.

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3. A bean bag store that stacks their products like an ice cream cone?

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I like.

4. Two for one jewelry.

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Buy a bracelet get a necklace…

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And they both look good.

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It’s true, I can.

Don’t hate me.

I like.

5. A fox with attitude.

This one stuck his tongue out at me.

Cheeky little bugger!

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I like.

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Things I like today… chapter 2.

July 8, 2019 Rivergirl 24 Comments

A Maine woman is experimenting with weed to dull a lobster’s pain as he’s plunged into that boiling pot of water.

There are worse ways to die than high.

The article in case you want to read it:

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I like.

A local homemade R2D2 warning drivers to slow down.

And this one reads in his spare time. Who knew?

I like.

Rhododendron season.

For a burst of pure color it’s hard to beat.

I like.

The bees like…

It’s all good.

And finally…

The dollar bill I received in change….

Complete with instructions on how not to spend it.

I like.

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Some garden fluff.

July 5, 2019 Rivergirl 21 Comments

Japanese Iris season.

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I like it.

The butterflies like it.

Life is good.

I also like shopping at ginormous greenhouses.

Rows upon rows of blooming beauty.

The colors.

The pointy planters.

The endless succulents.

It doesn’t suck is what I’m saying…. and I always come home with a car load.

And yes, there’s that.

This particular greenhouse even had a Dr. Seuss tree.

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And something called a Sensitive Plant that I couldn’t stop touching.

Have you seen these things?

They’re bizarre.

Touch them, and they cringe like Melania when Donald rolls over in bed.

But I didn’t buy one because…. let’s face it, it has to be touched. And I’d never get anything done if I sat around touching my plant all day now would I?